Traveling through town one day we happened to pass a taxi driven by a Sikh wearing a turban. Eddie glanced once, then twice, then exclaimed, “Hey Mom! there’s a GENIE […]
When you have two sets of twins, you might find that they – er – tend to look after one another. Such was the case here with set #1 (Jane […]
“Mom, where are you?” “Leaving Walmart. Halfway home. Why, sweetie?” “You brought me to Walmart with you.” “Oh darn.”
From the pen of my guru, Irma Bombeck: When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.
1st child eats dirt: Parent calls doctor 2nd child eats dirt: Parent cleans out mouth 6th child eats dirt: Parent wonders if she really needs to feed her lunch.
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One of our favorite stopovers en route to and from summer camp each year is my sister Pat’s place. Pat is an angel who welcomes us with open arms, gamely […]
The Fairmont Banff Springs has to be one of the loveliest hotels in the world. Built in the 19th century, it is one of Canada’s grand railway hotels, built in […]
A skunk struck last night. If ever there is a bad way of awakening it is to have eau de skunk waft in your window at about 3 a.m. It […]
Christmas is truly a joyous time of the year. I have many, many happy memories of seasons past, however I am aware that I have what I call a selective […]